Neo-Rhino Party

 This party is a complete and utter joke.

Policies: They promise to not keep any of their promises when elected

EDUCATION

Because fear is ignorance

• Lifetime of free education
• Survival fellowships to students who need it
• Music classes in grade school (both sides of brain)
• More sports, and games in schools
• Teach quantum physics to everyone so we can get out of the middle ages
• Raise wages of teachers and amount of childcare workers
• No more ritalin.
• Establish one dollar child care places for all.
• Teach love, for one self, and for others.
• Education makes people shine.

CULTURE 

Now, it’s going to be party time! [budget: 4 billion

• Create the most creative and joyful country in the world
• Army of creativity, we will replace their guns with paint brushes in order to go repaint Havana
• Invest 5 million towards creating an army of clowns that will go and save the world
• The culture will be at the forefront everywhere in society
• It will be so hot, a new economy will be driven by culture
• The TV stations will have to devote half of their air time on innovative and creative shows
• Gradually eliminate all commercials on tv
• More cinemas
• A huge sculpture will be erected by Armand Vaillancourt of a old submarine
• Rick Mercer will be appointed Minister of Culture 
• To have a weekly orgasm

HEALTH 

To be healthy, simply don’t be sick [budget: 6 billion]

• Advocate the approach of preventive health
• Stop the bitter pills that the pharmaceutical companies and the Ministry of Health make us swallow
• Promote natural and intuitive approaches
• Learn more about the Eastern health systems
• Encourage the spread of laughter and its curative virtues
• Study the work of doctors Patch Adams, Christian Tall Shaller and Norman Cousins
• Offer health care at home rather than build more large unhealthy bunkers
• Increase the salaries and hire more staff in the health area
• Take good care of all seniors
• Create transition homes for people at the end of their life
• Encourage musicians to go play for them, as the pianist Bernard Buisson who has been playing more than 25 hours per week in different hospitals for the last 10 years
• In order to restore the balance of healthy living, we must bring back more foolishness to counter the seriousness that has reigned for too long (laughter has already been banned in medecine)
• We are for the return of smiles on passport photos

ECONOMY 

To save money, just stop wasting it! (income + / - 150 billion)

• Print our own money
• Retrieve retroactively all tax evasions over the last 10 years (over 30 billion)
• Abolish tax shelters for companies operating in Canada
• Advocate the Ungrowing of Economy instead of racing towards infinite growth
• Adopt the Manifesto
• Promote the «Voluntary Simplicity» way of life
• Support small businesses, self-employed workers, artisans and artists
• Promote the development of «Open Source» software to give small businesses the means to achieve the Ungrowing of Economy
• Adopt the guaranteed minimum income for all The remainder will go to pay the public debt, to get rid of it once and for all!
• The work-less party of Canada will be appointed Minister of Finances

SENIORS 

Wisdom is having the memory of the past

• Doubting the old age pension (Campaining "Living the Old")
• Creating a register of knowledgeso that experience does not clear by the next twenty years.
• Restore dignity to the status of the elderly

BEING FUN IN ELECTIONS

«America has the best politicians money can buy» Will Rogers [budget: 2 million]

• Adopt proportional representation in parliament
• Encourage participation in the elections by paying $10 to each voter for voting
• The voting areas will be decorated and soft music will be presented
• We will give children the right to vote

DRUGS

"The addiction to hard drugs is a disease, not a criminal act" (income + / - 10 billion)

• Decriminalize all drugs.
• We will save a lot of money now wasted in the repressive vicious circle of prison-police-judge-lawyer
• By legalizing marijuana we cut off the sails of organized crime
• With money from sales taxes, the government can help people who need it
• «Pot is fun» Allan Ginsberg

ECOLOGY

[budget: 5 billion]

• Nationalize any exploitation of the country’s natural resources because they belong to all: water, wind, soil, mines, oil, forests, etc.
• Cut gazoline consumption by half within five years
• Polluting cars will be banned in all cities
• The public transport system will be free, environmentally friendly and highly effective

LOVINGNESS, TENDERNESS AND CRAZYNESS

Make love, not war [budget: 2 million]

• Create squads of love and tenderness so that everyone will be hugged and cuddled
• Establish multi-generational and relational centers where elders and children can come together and help one another
• Rehabilitate the wise foolishness so that people can finally find their inner balance
• Being too crazy or too serious harms humans, but keeping balance between the two is healthy
• Patch Adams will be appointed Minister of Health

MAGIK and COMMUNICATION

Dare to hope, dare to love [budget: 2 billion]

• Get in touch with intuitives who communicate with trees, animals, spirits and souls
• Find the language of vibrations
• Stimulate research in these intuitive scientific areas
• Help each and every one reach their full potential, unleash their creative forces
• Once we have found our equilibrium, we can finally save the endangered rhinos
• The horn of plenty will appear to give every one the desire to change the world

END OF CANADA.INC

• After one year in power we will begin our five-year plan for the abolition of the central government of Canada.
• We will share the power fairly among the different provinces and territories but would keep the Senate for international issues, Culture, Health, Education, Commerce and the peace keeper Army.
• Of course, soldiers would still have the mission to repaint the world, because as Camus said, we must "put some color on the void."

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